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June 28th, 2007

OMG the iPhone totally comes out tomorrow! Wait, it’s just iPhone, there’s no “the” in front of it. Anyway, it comes out tomorrow, can you believe it!? Yah, neither can I, because I don’t care. I didn’t even realize tomorrow was the day until I read it somewhere earlier. And by somewhere I mean “every tech site on the internet.”

I don’t think they should call it iPhone. From what I’ve read, the phone is the worst part of the product. Typically, devices that are capable of doing more than one thing don’t do any of those things as well as they could be done with a standalone device for each of the things it does. How’s that for a runon sentence. I can do better. Trust me.

If the iPhone wasn’t a phone, I’d buy it. It’d be totally rad to have a wide screen ipod video, where the whole front of the device was the screen. However, I’d still wait until the 3rd generation for even that, because this one is only 8gb, and what the hell can you really fit in 8gb of space?

How about all this iRain we’re getting? Every topic I type about in this blog is going to have an “i” in front of it. We’ve been getting iRain for like 27 days straight. Didn’t that happen in the bible or something? Didn’t it rain for like, 4 score, or something? This is probably a Hollywood marketing scheme for that movie Evan Almighty.

I am totally less than thrilled. It looks like it’s supposed to clear up on Sunday, just in time for me to fly to NJ. Knowing my luck, iRain will come up and meet me at Liberty Island, or it’ll show up when it’s time for fireworks. Stupid iRain. Shit, I shouldn’t piss it off.

I really don’t have anything to say, but I have like 20 minutes to kill before I can leave work and all my work is done. This is just a time killer. And when you have some time to kill you can read this entry, or let the computer chick read it to you, whichever you choose. So really, I’m helping you out. You’re welcome.

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