Snakes on a Plane

August 26th, 2006

Snakes on a Plane fuckin rawked hardcore! Nobody will probably take my word for it and go see it, but that’s ok. It was somewhat cheesy, but it didn’t claim to be anything different, and that’s why I liked it. It has stupid one liners like they used to have on the A-Team or any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Like in Commando, at the end, when Arnie kills the antagonist, Bennet. He impales him with a pipe or something and steam shoots through his chest. Arnie says “let off some steam Bennet.”

I need to make a shirt tomorrow that reads “Snakes on my Birthday.” HAHAHA. Snakes in my ice chest. Snakes in my 12 pack. Snakes on a hot tin roof. Ooh, that’s a good one. The fiddler up there better watch out. Although, they never specify the composition of the roof the fiddler was on. It could have been hot tin, yah? I guess it doesn’t really matter. These are the things I think about. I better go to bed so I can get up and ride my bike before it hits 112 degrees.

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