Illegal Immigration

May 2nd, 2006

There’s been a lot about this in the news lately, people talking about building a wall, etc…

I have an idea. Instead of hiring illegal immigrants to build the wall, let’s make the wall from the bodies of dead illegals. It works like this: You start shooting anyone who crosses the border illegally. Give them about a 10 foot cushion. Once they cross the line, BANG! Over time the bodies will pile up. If this is not enough of a deterrent, eventually the stack of bodies will be so high that nobody will be able/want to climb over it. Problem solved, and some redneck gets to have fun in the process.

While we’re at it, we might as well make some money. We can charge tourists to try their hands at “defending our borders.” It’ll be like that Elite Hunting Club in the movie Hostel, but legal and sanctioned by the government, and we won’t capture the immigrants before they are killed. Well, I guess we could capture them and charge people extra if they wanted to “get their torture on” before killing them.

I’m sure there are plenty of Americans that would jump at a chance like this, while providing their own firearms and ammunition. This could be very interesting since the ban was lifted on assault weapons.

Let the tourism boom begin. Let the reality television follow. And finally, let’s just take over Mexico and get it over with.

I might as well have just said “Kill all the Mexicans,” huh? There goes my shot at being President some day.

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