My Grassburn
March 27th, 2006
Nothing like a friendly game of intramural soccer to remind you how fucking much grassburn stings when you get in the shower when ANYTHING touches it, especially a shower, bedsheets, or jeans. Call it a Raspberry or Strawberry if you want to. Point is, it fuckin blows. The ref missed a big foul that led to me ending up on the ground pretty hard. I was less than thrilled to say the least. I got up and looked at him and he was like “no foul,” which is bullshit because it totally was a foul, and it was in the box. So rather than play pissed off and potentially hurt someone, I left. I don’t play to get hurt and it’s the ref’s job to call the foul so the dipshit doesn’t do it again. Sure, it happens, but 3 times by the same dude? Gimme a fuckin break. I’m done.
|
Comments
8 comments on “My Grassburn”
01
i call it vagicytis.
02
you should have handled his roody poo candy ass after the first time he did it! and the Nigerian connection sucked at “officiating”.
03
you should have taken him out and THEN left.
04
Since jon is not now, nor has ever been an athlete he has no frame of reference and therefore cannot call it anything.
as for taking him out, that solves nothing. it would have clearly been retaliatory and i would have gotten carded, maybe even thrown out, and might have to miss more games. i’d rather just play.
05
you’re far too logical. also, i think whatever jon was attempting to call it he spelled wrong.
06
When I google the phrase “Know what the worst part is? How much do you wanna pet that puppy?” Your site in Number 4 but 1-3 still don’t tell me where that quote is from.
P
07
vagicitis (vagicytis) is an affliction of a genetic disorder where an individual’s DNA makeup consists of double X chromosomes. This usually results in an increased amount complaining and little things that don’t matter and aren’t really that bad.
08
Temper, temper!
It’s so frustrating when a ref sucks. It pretty much makes it not worth it.
It’s funny to me that Fisher is giving you a hard time. You don’t understand unless you’ve been there.
I just saw the tagline at the top, too. Cute.
Leave a Reply