Party Whores

December 24th, 2005

The party whores are ready! Well, they’re mostly ready anyway. Ham roll ups take the longest to make, and they’re done. All that’s left is to take everything over to mom and dad’s and put the cheese on the crackers and celery, and cut the salami.

You might be wondering where the phrase “party whores” comes from and what it means. Well I’m here to enlighten you. I may have told this story before, and I’m going to tell it again. So there.

When I was much younger I was reading the back of Rtiz crackers or something. The back of the box said “Great for party hors d’oeuvres,” but there was a line break. What I read was “Great for party hors.” Of course I asked my mom what a “party hor” is. I’m sure her reaction was the back then equivelant of “WTF?!” She read the back of the box and realized what had happened.

To this day we still call them “party whores.” Of course it can mean more than one thing, but in this case I’m actually referring to hors d’oeuvres.

p.s. Dude, Where’s My Car? is the only movie one may watch/listen to while preparing party whores.

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