and they say pitbulls are bad

June 29th, 2005

they ain’t got shit on lions and tigers.

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) — A 10-year-old boy who was attacked by a lion and tiger last week suffered a brain injury and severed spinal cord in the mauling — injuries that have left the child a quadriplegic and dependent on a respirator, his family said Tuesday.

what did they think was going to happen? if someone reaches for the latch on a tiger cage i’m going to make damn sure that he’s between me and the tiger.

The lion and the tiger were destroyed last week.

destroying the cats is not the answer. could the answer be to ban people from keeping wild fucking animals as pets? it just might be. i think they should have destroyed the guy that “owned” them, and ship the animals back to africa or to wherever they are indigenous.

you can’t go anywhere these days. if you go to florida you’ll get attacked by sharks. if you go to minnesota you’ll get mauled by a lion and a tiger. the pitbulls are in oklahoma. pretty soon there will be no safe place. maybe that’s a bit of a slippery slope argument, but i don’t care.

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2 comments on “and they say pitbulls are bad”

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I swam in the oceans for YEARS and never once was I attacked by a shark (maybe a jelly fish but that was all). Oceans include the Pacific, Monterey Bay, Atlantic, Biscayne Bay and the Gulf of Mexico. True, I haven’t been in the ocean for the past few years but it makes no difference. Besides, the sharks were there first!

jomama at June 29th, 2005 around 5:44 pm
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i have to agree with mom. sharks were there first and they only eat people b/c those dumbass “feed a shark while scuba diving” excursions. so sharks are used to people.
and speaking of “there first”….. i think pit bulls were in the trailer park before people were!

the bug at June 29th, 2005 around 10:12 pm