my boss

June 28th, 2005

my boss is really cool, and is apparently aware that i have nothing to do. she just apologized to me for the situation. i guess she had other intentions when she brought me to work for her, and something has happened to the contrary since then. you’d figure with this much time i’d have already redesigned my blog, or written a shitload of entries.

truth be told i don’t have a lot to blog about right now. i haven’t seen much in the news except for a couple of shark attacks in florida and what can you say about those? sharks are mean. that’s about it.

so as soon as i have a chance to watch tv, or something of global interest happens, i’ll get my blog on once more.

wait, i just thought of something. i was flipping through the channels the other night, and i saw some show on FOX or UPN or the WB, one of those. on the show, pamela anderson works in a bookstore. what the fuck is pamela anderson doing working in a bookstore? she’s a lifeguard. lifeguards save people. they don’t organize books. she plays her typical role on the show; a big titted, dumb, slutty blonde. i know, it’s not much of a stretch.

big titted, dumb, slutty blondes do NOT work in bookstores. if they did there would be a lot more guys hanging out there. at least she’s not prancing around the bookstore in leather shooting up the place like in Barbed Wire. they might as well put a stripper pole in the corner for her to dance around, or have a “pay to enter” section where she shelves books wearing next to nothing.

thank you pamela anderson. i’m getting some great ideas for a bookstore. if i can just find some investors…

lately i’ve been reading Mahmood’s blog. he was the first Bahraini blogger ever. i think that’s great. i went to college with a Bahraini guy, but i don’t know a hell of a lot about Bahrain, and reading his blog gives me a little insight as to what it’s like there. Bahrain doesn’t get much play.

he also posted an entry recently that contained the word “fuck” several times. you know i can’t pass up something like that, especially when he’s bashing Apple software. so if you’ve got a few spare moments, go check him out. he kind of reminds me of a Persian James Earl Jones. if you watch any of his videoblogs you’ll know what i mean. I’m not sure if “Persian” is a politically correct term, so forgive me if it’s offensive or anything.

Note: Generally I would never apologize for being offensive or not politically correct. however, since this instance is one of praise and not shit talking, i have included that pre-apology.

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