Bomb Threat Aid
December 28th, 2004
edit: I have decided to fill in the blanks, and encourage my 7 readers (-redneck dave) to leave a comment containing their answers.
Here’s a little form to fill out if you’re ever called with a bomb threat, that will help the authorites in finding the bomb and/or the bomber(s).
Number at which call is received:
Length of call:
Time of call:
Date of call:
Exact wording of threat:
Questions to ask:
1. When is the bomb going to explode? 1:32pm
2. Where is it right now? it’s hiding
3. What does it look like? well, it’s a bomb
4. What kind of bomb is it? it’s a “KABOMB!” (that’s for meg)
5. What will cause it to explode? your ignorance
6. Did you place the bomb? no, the bomb fairy put it there
7. Why? because that’s what bomb fairies do
8. Where are you? at your mom’s house
9. What is your name? you can call me “daddy”
it is doubtful that the bomber will give you most of this information, especially his/her name and location, but you never know.
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Comments
5 comments on “Bomb Threat Aid”
01
Here is what my answers would be if I were the Bomb caller:
1 A: after I push the button
2 A: In a special bomb place
3 A: a bomb, duh
4 A: the exploding kind
5 A: the equal and opposite reaction of my finger depressing the detonator
6 A: uh, next question
7 A: because
8 A: on the other end of the phone
9 A: Aaron Byard
02
Did Tom Ridge write up this form?
03
I love those answers
04
as do i.
05
umm…if I answered a bomb threat phone call….try and keep up. I’ll alert other people by saying “I received a bomb threat” but my ass would be in my car ASAP getting the hell out of dodge. I’ll find out where the bomb was on the nightly news.
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