Epic battle (edited)

December 1st, 2004

i forgot the disclaimer, in case anybody in georgia reads this entry.

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This entry contains the topics of gravity and friction. Gravity and friction are theories, not facts, regarding forces that cannot be directly seen. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered. You should also realize that without gravity, your ass would be hurtling through space, and you should consider referring to it as more than just a “theory.”
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There was an epic battle in my laundry room last night. Gravity prevailed over friction once again. I have a 4 foot shower curtain rod over my dryer, so i can hang up clothes as i take them out. well, sometime during the night it fell down. EVERYTHING hanging on it is wrinkled, and a few shirts actually ended up between my dryer and the wall, which is not a place where any shirt dare go. i put the rod back up, and let me tell you something, that son of a bitch is pretty heavy with all those clothes on it. it’s no wonder gravity kicked friction’s ass.

it probably went something like this:

gravity: i’m going to kick your ass friction, rip that shower curtain rod out of your grip, and then beat you with it.
friction: fuck you gravity, you got nothing!
gravity: the hell i don’t. without me you wouldn’t have a job. i create 79% of the friction on the planet. ho
friction: bitches!

and thus the great battle began. we already know who won.

tune in next time for action vs. reaction. is it really equal AND opposite?

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