Anonymity
August 31st, 2004
time for some clarity. the email i got was not an anonymous one. i know who it’s from, i just didn’t deem it necessary to say who sent it to me. i thought i’d use the email to answer the question “why hasn’t aaron been blogging?” she was just breaking my balls as usual, and truthfully i wouldn’t have it any other way.
the thing is, when i blog i just write it and post it. i don’t reread, and i don’t edit. it’s not a school paper, it’s very raw writing. that’s the way i like it. it’s more fun that way. i’m sure there are typos, not to mention a million ways to improve that rant or whatever it is, but it’s not really necessary. however, this time it seems that what i wrote was misunderstood. i was not upset about the email. in fact, it was quite the contrary, but you can’t see my face as i’m typing.
so all that was written just as a simple explanation, and was not meant to evoke any bad feelings or anything like that. i was just explaining why i haven’t been writing, and that’s because i haven’t really felt a particular way about anything the last few days. i’ve been pretty indifferent. so having said all that, please don’t think that there was any ill will in that last entry. i just felt like explaining to everyone, rather than only send it to the person that sent me the email. by the way, the person = meg’s mom. i think i’ve typed “i just felt like explaining” about 5 times already, so i don’t think i’ll say it anymore.
now that the issue is clear as mud…..
how much would it suck to be the road worker guy that holds the sign that says “slow” on one side and “stop” on the other? can you imagine being that guy? i’ve never seen him do anything else, and i sat there in traffic for a good 45 minutes today. how fuckin sad would that be?
you meet a chick somewhere and she asks what you do.
you say “i’m the guy that holds the “slow” sign when there’s road work.
the chick turns and walks away without looking back.
you go to your high school reunion.
you tell one person what you do for a living.
pretty soon everyone is pointing and laughing.
you run out of the reunion crying and go find a hole to crawl into.
man, i’m sure glad i’m not that guy.
here’s a newsflash. jennifer garner CAN act. i watched “13 going on 30″ tonight, and it was actually a decent movie. of course, it was a chick flick, but it was still a pretty good movie. it might even be worth renting, if for nothing other than the fact that jennifer garner is in it, and she squeezes her breastesses together and shakes them a little. that was awesome. she should have been in texas chainsaw massacre with jessice biel…







5 comments on “Anonymity”
01
Tenly Parish is in Texas Chainsaw Massacre?!?!?!?!?
02
Go, Aaron!!! You are my hero. And you bounce so well. Hugs to you for sure!!
I think the rough writing is just wunderbar. It’s always a hoot anyway. Matter of fact I’m gonna have to call you Ol’ Rough Writer from here on out.
03
i don’t have anything to say, except i find myself clinching my teeth over the last post. it’s 1:30 in the morning and i’m still pissed at jay mohr! wtf? strangely, i find myself feeling like a pit bull, once i get ahold of something, i’m not letting go. somebody had better get the water hose!
04
so, how was the Gilmore Girls? I watched Father of the Pride…the new off-color cartoon for adults on prime time last night. Never thought about animals having the same sexual hang ups and problems as humans. I just thought they all did it!!
05
i didn’t watch any tv last night. i watched 13 going on 30 and then turned it off. i forgot about father of the pride…
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