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March 29th, 2004

i had originally written about how i hated my webhoster, but since they fixed the problem, I’m not mad at them anymore. i have email and bloggage again!

since i couldn’t try out a new layout, i was reduced to watching TV. of course, nothing was on. i have a great idea for a show. let’s take 6 moderately good looking chicks, 4 with huge breastesses, hang them upside down from a helicopter one at a time, and dip them in cold water a few times. then we’ll show their already hard nipples, now even harder. how about that for a show idea?

ok, so i didn’t make that up. that was tonights rerun episode of fear factor. i guess ratings are that bad. they have to resort to making it an all female episode, and involve swimsuits and cold water. you know when the people walk out at the beginning, and they put their names, occupations, ages, and hometowns on the screen next to them. I’m surprised they didn’t include their measurements.

i think it’s pretty sad that the only gratification in watching a show is because it includes chicks hanging upside down from a helicopter. don’t get me wrong, i don’t necessarily mind. i saw some hair care commercial earlier, and the chick was so hot that i actually said “ooooh…..wow! it’s just sometimes i like to watch a show or two that i have to think about for more than a few seconds.

it’s not just fear factor that does this shit. i noticed a few years ago that “Friends” character Rachel’s nipples were visibly hard in every episode. there are very few shows anymore that focus on content as much as semi-hot to hot chicks. sex sells, and that’s the truth. maybe I’d get more hits if i had a half naked chick riding that sheep in my banner. might be something to try.

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