the little toaster that could

September 14th, 2003

i bought a toaster today. i was walking through walmart thinking “damn, a couple of tuna sandwiches would be good right now.” so i bought a few tins of tuna, some mayonaise, another loaf of bread, and an $11.64 toaster. it only toasts 2 pieces of bread at a time, but it was a fuckin bargain. i don’t know where the rest of the 70 bucks went that i spent, but that’s what walmart is. it’s a fuckin black hole. you go in with plenty of money, and when you leave all you have in your pocket is 34 cents and some pocket lint. damn you sam walton! i did get a new bath towel, and some dish towels, which match the potholder and oven mit that i got. they all have little palm trees on them. i’m kickin the tropical motif. that’s about the most exciting thing that’s happened this week. i did get a 2000 flushes blue for my toilet. isn’t that some exhilerating shit? werd

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